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Get Under the Clitoral Hood
Are You Wining & Dining Her for Sex?
Most men pay their girlfriends and wives like prostitutes—cash, dinners, vacations, jewelry, cars, homes, and clothing—in exchange for sex. Not only unnecessary and emasculating, such stupid male behavior induces “purchased and entitled” women to fake their orgasms.
Like a car, a woman will take you where you guide her—assuming she’s a good match and you’re a good driver. Ignore her pings and rattles, and she’ll stop operating, strand you, or put you in a ditch.
Marc Rudov's new book—Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper CablesTM—helps men avoid golddiggers, learn what really turns women on, and end self-destructive chivalry. This provocative and hilarious book is a perfect sequel and companion to The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women. There's no book like it in the world.
What YOU Will Learn from
Under the Clitoral Hood
- That everything you've ever learned about women is wrong
- How to know in advance she’ll be safe for you, compatible with you, and have real orgasms—so you don’t waste your time
- The ins and outs of female genitalia—know how to please her!
- How to seduce her without physical contact, money, or alcohol
- Why she is more sexual than you, and why that saves you money
- That she'll take your money but won't respect you (LISTEN)
- Why she likes bad boys
- How to make her crave you and not cheat on you
- That YOU can be happy and she can be happy—at the same time!
Why My Book Will Change Your Life
to Author Marc Rudov
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Donald Trump recently dethroned Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, who now has a new gig hosting
a female-orgasm contest at "The Joint" in Las Vegas's Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.
"The former Miss Nevada, who was kicked out of the Miss USA Pageant, has signed
a deal with a Las Vegas nightclub to host a fake female orgasm contest.
This is where women pretend to have an orgasm for money --
or, as women in LA call that, dating."
Jay Leno, Tonight Show monologue
January 17, 2007
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For the price of one movie ticket, you can upgrade your life.
Or, you can pay for meals, jewelry, alimony, child support, and nonsense!
What are you waiting for? Own your copy today!
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Where do Under the Clitoral Hood readers live?
Australia, Belgium, Bermuda, Canada, Colombia, France, Germany, Ireland, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Puerto Rico, South Africa, Thailand, UK, USA
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Professional Praise for Under the Clitoral Hood
"When inviting Marc to join the show, I thought he would be one to ruffle feathers. But, he actually won over the women and men. Aside from the guys, on my show, screaming for him to start a CHURCH, Marc was a big hit, and Under The Clitoral Hood is an excellent read. Keep up the great work, Marc."
Orlando Davis
Orlando and the The Freak Show
WiLD 98.7FM (CBS Radio), Tampa Bay
"Without help formerly given by priests and ministers, men today are simply unaware of female physiology and emotional motivations. In fact, men usually find women beyond comprehension, because of the PC propaganda passing for truth.
Marc Rudov's pointed observations on selecting a mate, physiological realities, pitfalls to avoid, and the sexual and financial problems in store for the unwary are well worth the price of Under the Clitoral Hood.
While readers may find some areas that don't fit their personal or religious beliefs, all in all it is written with sound reasoning (and physiology lessons) all too lacking in today's PC culture."
Dr. William G. von Peters, NMD, PhD
Chattanooga, TN
"Your books are great. Thanks so much for writing them; I really enjoyed them. I was RAISED to marry a princess. Your words about princesses are NEAR AND DEAR TO ME ... and totally ACCURATE. A woman best avoided. Today I am a family law attorney in LA (Danny Bonaduce is one of my clients) and help people get divorced. It's wild work, let me tell you. Women have ALL the rights."
Adam Michael Sacks, Esq.
Beverly Hills, CA
"Marc is an interesting personality, with a unique perspective, who definitely will inflame your audience. Under the Clitoral Hood forces us to question everything we've learned and experienced about male/female relationships. Book him as a guest. I dare you!"
Sam Phillips
Host, The Single Life
KLSX 97.1 FreeFM (CBS Radio), LA
"Under the Clitoral Hood will have readers either singing Marc Rudov’s praises or wishing that he’d just go away. However, one thing is for certain, Marc has touched a nerve. His book challenges conventional views on marriage and relationships, and encourages its readers to take another look at their traditionally accepted models. But, be advised, even readers firm in their convictions may find themselves championing some of Marc’s thoughtful and well-constructed arguments."
Deborah Rowe
Host, The Deborah Rowe Radio Program
WLS 890AM (ABC Radio), Chicago
"Marc -- you rock! Loved the conversation. Your book should be must-read material in all high schools. Hope to see you on Oprah, soon! Can't wait to have you back on the show."
Vikki Locke
Cohost, Steve & Vikki in the Morning
WSTR 94.1FM (Star94), Atlanta
"Marc Rudov is telling men, 'You gotta get under the hood; you gotta crank her ignition.' He gives a very detailed, thorough description about how men can please women. It's great that Marc's book is available for men, because ... really ... men don't know clit."
Emily Morse
Host, Sex With Emily
KIFR 106.9FM (CBS Radio), San Francisco
"Marc Rudov is provocative, in your face, and ... right. Many relationships start off in trouble from the first date, unbeknownst to the two people involved, and go south from there. Why? It’s all in The Man's No-Nonsense Guide To Women and, now, Under the Clitoral Hood. Rudov gives clear, accurate insights into why the dating/mating game is so dysfunctional, why we’ve been so clueless about it, and excellent advice for turning it into something rewarding and positive for both sexes. His groundbreaking work has the potential to help millions of men and women learn how to seek out reciprocal, healthy, and loving relationships."
Jo Hunt
VP Development (television production)
High Five Entertainment
"A provocative read. Marc Rudov had me fuming one minute, nodding the next. Any book that recognizes women as sexual beings, who don't have to be bought or boozed for sex, has my vote—especially when it describes the goods under the hood rather well!"
Rebecca Rosenblat
Certified Sex Therapist, TV/Radio Host
www.DrDate.com
"Marc Rudov’s Under the Clitoral Hood helps empower a man looking for a sincere woman, one attracted to his personality and dangling manhood, not his wallet and credit cards. A man who knows his way around a woman’s clitoris is a man who stands a good chance of capturing her heart, too."
Py Kim Conant
Author, Sex Secrets of an American Geisha: How to Attract, Satisfy, and Keep Your Man
www.AmericanGeishaHouse.com
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Reader Feedback
"I wish I'd heard your message ten years ago. I'm JUST NOW recovering from an emotionally and financially devastating relationship from a decade ago. I left before it became a marriage -- thank goodness.
I made myself a second-class citizen. I sacrificed my integrity and my honor for a woman. Worst of all, I've spent years thinking something was wrong with ME because I couldn't keep a crazy woman happy. What bullshit.
Not anymore. I look forward to your dating tips. I've listened to much of the media on your Website (I especially enjoyed your second debate on Chris Duel's show) and read your terrific books.
Now, I kick professional daters to the curb. I refuse to appease any woman's sense of entitlement. I argue with my Texas representatives about sole custody, child support, and alimony. I write my federal delegation in favor of male reproductive rights and against VAWA.
You helped me out, Mr. Rudov. I found the balls I lost ten years ago. Thank you."
Jeff Y
Dallas, TX
"Your books are intensely brilliant and of paramount importance in today's world. We need men to be inspired and transformed by your work on a massive scale, across the entire western world."
Russ W
New York City
"My sex life has never been better ... thanks to you. Because of you, I feel totally liberated, able to do and say things I was UNABLE to do and say before reading your book!!! I've lost a total of 20 pounds having fantastic sex ... and becoming more sensual than I ever imagined I could be ... ALL because of YOU!
If women would just 'think' before they blast you on these talk shows, they would realize how stupid and totally controlling they sound.
Your are a wonderously brilliant man ... who inspires me to be a better woman to men on this planet."
Barbara M
Tampa, FL
"I recently purchased Under the Clitoral Hood and found it wonderfully insightful. Fortunately, at age 52, there are very few adjustments to my awareness and understanding of women that I need to make. Unfortunately, I could have used this information 30 years ago. The long road I traveled to finally achieve a peer relationship [with women] taught me that there is no substitute for “good” information.
I recommended your books to a friend of mine, a Special Forces psychologist in the Armed Forces, who, in turn, found them interesting enough to recommend to the soldiers in his unit. Thank you very much and keep up the good work."
Doug G
St. Augustine, FL
"Marc, very much enjoyed Under the Clitoral Hood and like your work in general. First heard of you on The Tom Leykis Show, which I listen to via the Internet. Your perspective (and Tom's) are very much needed, especially in Australia, where the female sense of entitlement is alive, well, and legislated for."
Greg M
Elsternwick (Melbourne), Australia
"Women expect a gentleman, but they don't RESPECT a gentleman. I want to give you kudos for what you've written. You'll get a lot of angry women who still expect the man to buy everything for them. Women want equality without the strings that go with it, and I'm happy you've addressed it. Thanks for that!"
Ron G
Atlanta, GA
"It's about time a man speak out about sexism towards men. I'm sick of men who fall down like little wimps when women start throwing all that feminist propraganda around. I'm appalled when women sleep with men on the first date and turn around to call them dogs when things don't work out.
Women have been screaming for years about equal rights, but, when the opportunity presents itself, they don't want it. For example, women don't want to lose custody of their children in divorce cases and pay child support and alimony to their ex-husbands. If this were happening in record numbers, you'd have every feminist organization kicking and screaming about it.
I'm disgusted at how women want respect from men, even when they dress like sluts. Women degrade men on a daily basis, but if a man degrades a woman, he's a sexist bastard. I'm tired of this double-standard crap, and I'm glad a real man like you has the guts and nuts to say something about it without being apologetic. Keep up the good work!"
Tina M
Atlanta, GA
"Thank you for writing Under the Clitoral Hood. You're exactly right, Marc. I am tired of women using me like an ATM machine. I've been following your work since I heard you on The Tom Leykis Show back in July. You have a follower for life!"
Tom R
San Pedro, CA
"I've been a reader of yours since I bought. In, you are spot-on ... again—most men think they can turn me on with their wealth and possessions. They're wrong! You understand what a woman REALLY wants: a man who knows his way around her 'engine.'"
Marie K
Los Angeles, CA
"I like the way you put things together in a no-nonsense fashion. I've read a number of books in the past, on men's issues in dealing with women, by authors Warren Farrell, Roy Schenk, Chester Mack, Francis Baumli, Richard F. Doyle, and others, but yours is unique among all of them. You pull it together in a refreshing and frank way. I like it. Thank you!"
Michael N
Portland, ME
"I hope that men of all ages read Under The Clitoral Hood, as Marc Rudov accurately and precisely pinpoints how to crank a woman's engine—without wining and dining her. Men are constantly waving their yachts and fancy cars at me, offering luxurious trips, thinking they can seduce me. They don't succeed ... they only appear weak in my eyes. What a relief to know that one man actually understands how to get under the hood, and what to do there. A well-written book, Marc!"
Rochelle C
Atlanta, GA
Table of Contents
PREFACE
INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER 1: Safety First
It’s Inspection Time
The Blind date
The First Tumble
CHAPTER 2: Deference Backfires
Male Guilt
Chivalry and the Great Divide
The Source of Relationship Defects
The Cleft of Venus
Boozers Are Losers
Male Power
CHAPTER 3: The Power of Aural Sex
Canine Lingus
Her Ignition Switch
Cranking Her Ignition Switch
Why She Likes Bad Boys
Aural Vignettes
CHAPTER 4: Is She Faking It?
CHAPTER 5: Under the Clitoral Hood
Introduction
Know Her Engine
CHAPTER 6: The Test-Drive
Aural Before Oral
Oral Before Vaginal
The Final Lap
The Banana in the Tailpipe
CHAPTER 7: The Finish Line
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
REORDER INFORMATION
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Available only as an eBook for PCs
-- No Returns. No refunds --
Publisher: MHR Enterprises
ISBN: 978-0-9745017-2-7
Copyright: 2007
Price: US$9.95/CAN$10.05
Bonus: CLICK HERE
Pages: 55
Computer: PC only (not for Macs)
OS: Windows® XP, Vista™
License: one/customer/computer
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