Look Familiar? She’s a Merchant Maureen!
Merchant Maureen: n [mur-chuhnt maw-reen] — a female who drops her anchor into a man’s wallet, with his consent; coined in 2008 by Marc Rudov. Synonyms: golddigger, entitled princess. Illogical crutch: gender wage gap. Annual jubilee: Valentine’s Day. Favorite mode of transportation: Estrogen Express.
LEARN: Lessons in Merchant Maureen 101
How to Chase a Merchant Maureen
A merchant maureen is a capitalist at the office and a socialist in her social life: she demands — and usually gets — special entitlements and redistribution of his wealth to herself.
Even though a merchant maureen has a better job and education than her man, and enjoys more unconstitutional rights than he, she still expects him to protect her! What kind of man would tolerate this nonsense? Answer: only a eunuch — not a real man.
In June 2009, Gallup announced that — regardless of age, race, ethnicity, or marital status — women are more likely than men to be Democrats. What a coincidence! The main tenet of the Democrat Party? Entitlements and redistribution of wealth.
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Give Me Your Melt; I’m Your Girlfriend Now!
Attention: Eunuchs & Merchant Maureens
Eunuchs: grow a pair, become men, stand up to females, stop paying for sex.
Merchant Maureens: grow up, become women — not dependent whores.
Marc Debates Ladies’ Night on Fox & Friends — 07.27.10
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