Why Men Must Boycott Valentine’s Day!

1. All about her
2. Phony, expected, guilt-driven, overpriced
3. All about her

All About Her (San Jose Mercury News — 2008)

Valentine’s Day NON$EN$E

• 2010 forecast for total V-Day spending: $14.1B
• 2009 forecast for total V-Day spending: $14.7B
• 2008 forecast for total V-Day spending: $17.0B
• 2007 forecast for total V-Day spending: $16.9B

If You Pay Your Wife or Girlfriend for Sex:

1. You have no balls
2. She’s a merchant maureen, because of problem #1
3. You don’t know that women are hornier than men.

Note1: If she likes The Knot, she’s a merchant maureen.

Note2: If you give her a diamond ring on Valentine’s Day, she gets to keep it when your engagement fizzles. Why? Because she received it on a “special occasion,” the law considers it a permanent gift.

The NoNonsense Bottom Line

 
I gladly do sweet things for women, including buying them flowers, when I choose to do so — not when radio and TV spots instruct me, not when women expect or demand it, and not if these women wouldn’t reciprocate or initiate the same gestures.

I don’t pay for sex, and I never will.

Below are 17 articles I’ve written (out of 120+ total) that will give you the logical ammunition to boycott Valentine’s Day — a stupid, one-sided, commercialized excuse to waste your money and emasculate yourself:

• "Chasing Pavlovian Sex"
• "Her Diamond: Yoke’s on You"
• "How Real Is Her Love?"
• "Did YOU Marry Fannie Mae?"
• "Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her"
• "Recruiting Merchant Maureens"
• "Are You Her Number One?"
• "Phallus or Trailer Hitch?"
• "The Cure for PMS"
• "Why Men Don’t Get Women"
• "Is Your Prostitute Legal?"
• "The Mart of Seduction"
• "Boycott Valentine’s Day!"
• "Riding the Estrogen Express"
• "Chivalry Died in the Garden of Eden"
• "Her Double-D’s Can Bankrupt You"
• "Why Men Dread Valentine’s Day"