Nonsense & Merchant Maureens

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Merchant Maureen: n [mur-chuhnt maw-reen] — a female who drops her anchor into a man’s wallet, with his consent; coined in 2008 by Marc Rudov. Synonyms: golddigger, entitled princess. Illogical crutch: gender wage gap. Annual jubilee: Valentine’s Day.
READ: Cost-Benefit Analysis of Being a Merchant Maureen
READ Rudov’s Article: “Recruiting Merchant Maureens”
Attention: Eunuchs & Merchant Maureens

Eunuchs: grow a pair, become men, stand up to females, stop paying for sex.
Merchant Maureens: grow up, become women — not dependent whores.
Marc Debates Ladies’ Night on Fox & Friends — 07.27.10
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