Nonsense & Merchant Maureens

 

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Merchant Maureen: n [mur-chuhnt maw-reen] — a female who drops her anchor into a man’s wallet, with his consent; coined in 2008 by Marc Rudov. Synonyms: golddigger, entitled princess. Illogical crutch: gender wage gap. Annual jubilee: Valentine’s Day.

 

READ: Cost-Benefit Analysis of Being a Merchant Maureen

READ Rudov’s Article: “Recruiting Merchant Maureens”

 

 

Attention: Eunuchs & Merchant Maureens

 

Eunuchs: grow a pair, become men, stand up to females, stop paying for sex.

Merchant Maureens: grow up, become women — not dependent whores.

 

 

Marc Debates Ladies’ Night on Fox & Friends — 07.27.10

 

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Show Her This 1960s Ad When She Pines for “Tradition”