Men universally dread Valentine's Day ...
but go along with it anyway.

Why?

They think it's the key to getting laid.

How stupid is that? Very stupid.

TV Appearance: Marc Rudov debates Tanya Acker and Terry Keenan
about boycotting Valentine's Day on Cashin' In -- 02.09.08

CLICK Below for Marc Rudov's V-Day Media Appearances

1. It's all about her

2. It's artificial, contrived, expected, guilt-driven, overpriced, and phony

3. It's all about her.

(All About Her: San Jose Mercury News -- 2008)

• In 2008, the forecast for total Valentine's Day spending was $17B!

• In 2009, the forecast for total Valentine's Day spending is $14.7B (the recession hardly makes a dent)

If you need to kiss your woman's ass to get laid, you have three problems:

1. You have no balls
2. She is an entitled princess, a merchant maureen, which is possible only because of problem #1
3. You don't know that women are more sexual than men, so you purchase them. This is legal prostitution, the lesson in my book Under the Clitoral Hood.

I am happy to do sweet things for the women in my life, including buying flowers, when I choose to -- not when radio & TV commercials tell me to, not when women expect or demand them, and not if these women wouldn't reciprocate.

I don't pay for sex, and I never will.

Below are 15 articles I've written (out of 100 total) that will give you the logical ammunition to boycott Valentine's Day -- a stupid, one-sided, commercialized excuse to waste your money and emasculate yourself:

• "How Real Is Her Love?"
  
• "Did YOU Marry Fannie Mae?"
  
• "Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her"
  
• "Recruiting Merchant Maureens"
  
• "Are You Her Number One?"
  
• "Phallus or Trailer Hitch?"
• "The Cure for PMS"
• "Why Men Don't Get Women"
• "Is Your Prostitute Legal?"
• "The Mart of Seduction"
• "Boycott Valentine's Day!"
• "Riding the Estrogen Express"
• "Chivalry Died in the Garden of Eden"
• "Her Double-D's Can Bankrupt You"
• "Why Men Dread Valentine's Day"